6 kinds of Naija guys

After going to a movie premiere last sarruday ( for a nollywood film even though it was shot here in the land of milk and honey)  there was an after party...and after obeserving some of the naija men there -- almost half of the men there were married...but they weren't "chearring, just having some fun" in the words of one married man who left his wife with their baby @ home to go have some much needed 'fun'...lwkmd... ive come up with a list of the 6 kinds of Naija guys I saw @ the parry..just for fun :)


1. THE JJC

The JJC thinks he has it going on, he looks like he came straight out of a 50 'cents' video with his du rag and fake chains. His speech is litered with words like 'nagga' and 'thas wozzop' and 'woz good bish'. Hes the guy that follows you around the whole entire night talking about " Hey baby/angel, you looking soo beauriful and take-away and I haf been trying to let you know that I like you, but it seems like you don't want to list-ten. Him just opening his mouth is enough for any woman to run farrrr away..



2.CORRECT GUY

Everything about this guy is too correct...from his clothes to his shoes to his cologne. He drives a nice car

Lives in his own apartment and either goes to school or has a job.
Hes respectful and proves that chivalry is definately not dead.

3.THE ENTREPRENRUR

 This guy can sell cds/dvds,t-shirts, (or even beer sef )from the back of his car  or ship 100 pairs of shoes to Nigeria  and call himself a 'bizzy-ness 'man.



4. THE HIP HOP ARTIST/ACTOR

This one is the funniest of them all. He is the next d'banj,terry g, and Ramsey Noah all rolled up into one. He promotes his cds/dvds everywhere he goes, it doesnt matter where. His trademarks are: mohawk haircut, 'bling', and kanye sunglasses...which are all apart of his 'swagg'.



5. THE MARRIED MAN

(I just had to do it!) This man is married obviously, but tries to talk to every Chioma,Efe,Marquisha and Sarah that he sees even with a wedding band  blatantly on his left ring finger. He can try to sleep with anything that has a pair of breasts and a skirt as long as the female in question is anywhere from 14-35. The man is so bold that he can be with his wife and kids and STILL try to get another woman's number...if thats not  sick and unbelievable idk what is..lmao

6. THE PLAYER

This guy has 'man whore' written all over him. He has like 5 chicks on the side THEN one main 'girlfriend' and is even planning a wedding back in Nigeria with his lovely 'fiance' who already has 2.5 children with him. His game is weak yet women flock to him like flies to sh!t....this kind of man is NOT my portion oo!! not mine or any of the other ladies here on blogsville...and same for the guys who come across a woman like this man!

7. THE CORRECT MARRIED MAN ( this is for myne)

This particular man is married and also a correct guy, a shaaaappp guy. He takes care of his wife and children. He has a decent job and hes faithful.He still treats his wife like a new bride & he doesnt have wandering eyes( i didnt see this kind of  man at the premiere but i know they exist! LOL)