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Some random stuff...

1. The Jersey shore is one stupid show, but i like watching it sha, I can understand why italians are angry about it...haa just imagine them doing one about Nigerians 'little lagos' some stupid somethin like that...naija ppl go protest am soteyy lmao.


2. I noticed a lot of Nigerians claiming to be naija-american even though they were born in Nigeria, I'm still trying to figure out how that makes sense. Be proud of who you are/what you represent...smdh


3.. 09 was full of scandals..na wa o...from tiger woods to that gov. of ny...u see a pattern here dont you? ( cough*they both cheated* cough) whats up with all these politians cheating on their wives


4. Moral standards have completely and utterly gone out the window... its completely normal to sleep/hook up with someone you met only 3 hrs ago ...


5. Lagos is number 7 on the largest cities in the world list... 13mil or so...i thought Lagos had more then that...then you got Ny with like 16mil...last time i checked it was 8mil!

6. Enough of the horrible yankee accents...my friends brother: " hay shawree (shawty), warra (wanna)go to de bech (beach)? wor d heck? see ihn mouth like bech


7. My cousin has a bad mouth sha, she was over at our aunts house ( in Germany or Holland idk) and my aunts husband says 'oh its nice you have 3 kids, me and so and so have been trying to have some of our own....dear cousin proceeds to tell hubby 'well if your wife didnt have so many abortions maybe it would be easier for her to get pregnant'... smdh

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" whats my concern, thats u peoples own fuckin business if u dont know who they r thats on ya head" - my friend's mother, when she asked her mom who her god parents were ... lmao :)

9. Does it make sense for someone to preach to me about God, then tell me 'oh well if your going to have sex then be safe' na una sabi, cuz me sef im confused...thats just odd.

10. Miami or London??

Naija state of mind/transfering/crazy day at court

So its official, I'm going to Nigeria ( Lagos and Benin), but not for christmas. I am excited! Ive never been to Nigeria but ive heard its fun -- I'm happy to be leaving the states for a while ( credit card ppl wan kill me) I'm not sure how hot or warm its going to be so I need some tips on what to pack ( sneakers? sandals, light cardigans? ) and also what cosmetics to bring? Is power ok? Should I bring acne face/body washes so I dont get pimples from the hot weather? idk i just dont want to look busted with pimples all over ( im meeting some family members for the first time o!) and what about hair styles? will a lace front in a longer style be too much? What are some of the popular beaches/malls/stores/movie theaters/restaurants/markets? I have a fair amount of young cousins ( my age) but im sort of shy to ask them questions lmao i dont why but i am, and they are all coming here anyway so i might not even be with them most of the time...I know im askin lots of questions but I'm curious o!

HAPPY14TH BIRTHDAY TO MY CUZZO!! ( just had to put that in there haha)

-on another note, Im trying to transfer for fall '10. I have a couple of schools in mind, some in Philly, one in LA...but I want to know about good colleges for international law...any suggestions?


So what I really wanted to post is what happened yesterday at court. My parents are divorced(about time). John sr ( thats what I call him) was always cheating/ beating on my mother so finally in 07 she threw his ass out....his shit was sitting on the porch, hangers and all lmao. So john sr is "dating" i mean using * cough* cough* my moms ex- best friend( can u imagine) and this lady is a straight up ASHEWO,seriously she sleeps with anything that has a heart beat. shes accusing my mother of making threats and saying she was going to kill her baby ( na wa o which 46 yr old dey born pikin? and for whia ) so we went to court yesterday...and john sr went with his "lady" to support her and LMAO this "lady" looked like ass twice warmed over. She had a lop sided ass wig with a penis shaped hump on top,lookin like a damn cone head . She had on some cheap ass flea market shoes and bag to match. Her and John sr were even matching o! Brown blazers, jeans and all. She looked HIT, no lie. Anyway the case was dismissed so my mother won. She didnt do anything so wor d hell she had to win and all her friends and our family members came out to support her. After we left court we had to get our tickets stamped for parking so we went into the store. John sr comes in and starts conversing with me and my uncle like everything was all gravy ( john sr is a mad man sha) and I started yelling at him telling him how hes chosing that ashewo over his kids, my uncle was also telling him the same thing. This "lady" starts saying oh dont mind them. She started getting closer to me so I started yelling at her I wanted to pull that rats nest she called a wig off her head. My uncle and aunts came to hold me down, and an undercover cop showed up and called the police....everything got blown up as usual...hey we're in america right? Americans like to blow up every little effin thing and at that moment I was wishing I was anywhere but here so i can js use hand tey sound am...that stupid man( john sr)...he gave that STUPID ASHEWO'S daughter ( who is all the way at Howard) my number to start cussin me out..then he called me...to tell me WHAT? god punish their heads.


NOTE:
if anyone goes to Howard beware of a girl who has a monkey-like appearance and a weave that looks more like a poodle on her head.She dresses like tellos/rainbows exploded in her closet,.Her face has been known to cause dizziness,shortness of breath and fainting.Consider yourself warned !

Song I'm lovin: "fireflies" by owl city

im off this



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